'Twas a Fortnight Before V-day...
Once upon a time, there was a handsome prince named Rome. Prince Rome had a great life with only one problem; being cold. Until one day a beautiful princess named Laura brought him a warm blanket made from magical goose feathers. This blanket could keep you warm even on the coldest of San Francisco nights. The princess had laid out a plan to surprise the prince with this magical blanket on Valentines day. But when she saw how terribly much he shivered in the cold, her heart went out to him and she couldn’t let him suffer any longer. So she gave the magic blanket to the prince two weeks early, who received it with gratitude and rejoiced. For he was no longer cold, and all in the land were happy! And they lived that way for the rest of their days.
